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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington,

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President George W. Bush decides it is time to

Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor

Bush was speaking at a High School, he was asked

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

Three nuns went to a football game and three men

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move

In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo

Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington

What is the most dangerous thing in Washington

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

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One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington

Q: What is the difference between George Washington,

Women in Washington D.C. were asked if they would

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she

There has been a recent discovery among archives

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

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Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

9. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii. 8. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year ! The Supreme Court has ruled that there

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects