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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

This one is long but well worth reading!In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone

A couple who had 2 kids decided that whenever they wanted sex, they would use code words so the children

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.So

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch"

There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

JENNA'S PREDICAMENT Do we really wonder why Jenna

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags

A question had appeared in a student's medical

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of

* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

There was an Asian lady who married an English

A little girl came running into the house crying

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The

* If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming

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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.

Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

    Four old Catholic women are

A judge was punishing three men because they had

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

10. Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit. 9. She's been wearing an engagement ring

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with