Worker

Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw,

A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to

Three co-workers are bored during their lunch break, so they decide to go to the roof of their building

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos. The

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of

An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get

A railroad worker was cuting the grass away from

Bob just moved from New York City to Alabama. He

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

A young priest is unhappy with how little money

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy,

A construction worker on the third floor of a building

An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to

One day a government worker was digging through

This lady walks into her boss's office one day

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked

What's the difference between a blonde and a construction

There was a contruction worker who was working

Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian,

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always

A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

Two construction workers were working on the 30th

1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

Jack comes home from school with a great big smile

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

    'Twas the night before Christmas

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! May 22 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live

Two men were working on top of a building. Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks by their

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,