absent

A man walked in to his local butcher to find his

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

One day there were four people absent from class.

Once there was a substitute teacher taking over

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to