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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

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A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post

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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller,

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If a farmer was only able to choose between buying

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt

Once there was a blonde who really needed some

A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?

What's the definition of innocence? A nun working

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

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There once a man who worked in a pickle factory.

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

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If the government is going to put health warning

A women desperately looking for work goes into

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed

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A young Bulgarian peasant girl of fourteen went

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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

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There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around

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A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son,

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

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A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher

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A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home

There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers,