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Big-Game Hunter

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

Jackass

This one is long but well worth reading!In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone

Take all your clothes off

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

Workplace Farting: Options Explored

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

Showers: Men Vs. Women

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

The Jackass Story

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.

Cheaper Than a Doctor

There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his

The Hotel

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

Punk Rocker

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

Oooolllllld Lawyer

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Men Don't Like Safe Sex

What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded

Mathematics

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his

God vs. the Scientists

One day a group of eminent scientists got together

Blonde Painting A Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

Bumper Sticker Sayings

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Hotel Letters

The following letters were taken from an actual

Instant-Win Airbags!

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload

Best Salesman

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color

Cosmetics

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After

Golf Nut

Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last

Southern Dialect

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Sarcastic Remarks For Work

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I

Best Out of the Office Messages

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared

The Way Children See Things!

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

What It Means To Be Poor

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

Half a Head of Lettuce

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

Letter to the IRS

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

The Tables are Turned

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

Things you would love to say out loud at work....

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

News Just In

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

No Soap?

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

New Electric Train

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train

United Way

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

How Old Am I?

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing

A Few Pounds

A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Natural Blonde

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

Respect for Living Things

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran