Jokes
Big-Game Hunter
The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man
Jackass
This one is long but well worth reading!In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone
Take all your clothes off
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,
Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking
Showers: Men Vs. Women
How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing
The Jackass Story
This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally
Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.
Cheaper Than a Doctor
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his
The Hotel
There was a man who was drivivng down the road
Punk Rocker
A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,
Oooolllllld Lawyer
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Men Don't Like Safe Sex
What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded
Mathematics
He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his
God vs. the Scientists
One day a group of eminent scientists got together
Blonde Painting A Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to
Bumper Sticker Sayings
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Hotel Letters
The following letters were taken from an actual
Instant-Win Airbags!
DETROIT--With third-quarter
Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload
Best Salesman
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color
Cosmetics
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After
Golf Nut
Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last
Southern Dialect
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
Sarcastic Remarks For Work
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I
Best Out of the Office Messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared
The Way Children See Things!
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible
What It Means To Be Poor
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose
Half a Head of Lettuce
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant
Letter to the IRS
Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.
The Tables are Turned
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
Things you would love to say out loud at work....
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your
News Just In
PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel
No Soap?
Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
New Electric Train
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train
United Way
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's
How Old Am I?
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing
A Few Pounds
A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of
Physical Chemistry Midterm
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer
Natural Blonde
A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said
Respect for Living Things
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran