Jokes
Innocent Ali
Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually
A Used Motorcycle
There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping
Handicap Golf
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man
How To Bathe A Cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage
Pros/Cons of a Threesome
Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm
Thoughts on Religion
Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last
Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs
Blonde Girlfriend
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Unethical?
Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra
Diaries
Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9
Retirees
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many
Dogs with Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day
Health Advice
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only
Young Guys
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand
Mothers Milk
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or
No Sex
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements
Hypnotised Church Goers
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone
Baseball Bribe
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son