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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should