afternoon

A husband and wife were having breakfast. The husband was ensconced behind his morning paper."You had

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

This week, the Bush administration finally released

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city.

Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

An eighty-year-old man is sitting on a park bench,

Little Tommy went into his parent's bedroom one

One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon,

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day ole Boudreax was going out in his boat.

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch

One afternoon, a princess decided to go for a ride

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city

   As you grow older, what lost

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.

    A sixty-four-year-old man is

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

Two male friends are out golfing one Saturday afternoon. After finishing one hole, they wait for

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica,

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble.

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

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The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon

A Man And A Young Beautiful Woman Are Engaging In A "Romantic Affair" In The Lovely Young Womans Bedroom.

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor,

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, "I think it's time we

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor,

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating