Jokes
Talking Dog
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the
CIA Test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After
Real and Very Unfortunate Professional Names
Gaye Males - Real Estate Agent Rodger Bumpass
Change Up
The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row
License to Kill
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic
Chucky at the Movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The
The President Sucks
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
Cockporn - I Mean Popcorn
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The
Demon Babies
One day there was a woman who was about to have
Top 5 Lines Never Heard On The X-Files
5. "Sure we could have these people killed to
Big Family
After an overnight flight to meet my father at
Think You're Secret Agent Material?
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.
Amaryllis Stupid Joke
Knock knock! Who's there? Amaryllis.
Clinton's Final State of the Union Address
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged
Airline A-Hole
During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
Men & Women Of Chemistry
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180
The Elderly Couple
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.
Dignitaries
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President
Home Game
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people
The Cruise
A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Childhood Sweethearts
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To
Anthrax Scare
Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football
Wages
The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed a man owning a small farm was not paying proper wages to
World Series
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret
General Conversations
Useful phrases when dealing with the general population. Try to incorporate these into your conversations
Rooster
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"
Moses at the Airport
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Things you would love to say out loud at work....
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Face Lift
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the
Tech Support Conversations Part Deaux
I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was
Airport Security
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.
Yellow Snow
President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President
Politicians Who Run Our Country
Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel
Customer Service
A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever
Lemon Drops
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing
Stock Brokers Audit
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),
Useful Work Phrases
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one
Assassin Test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing
Top worst domains
A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents