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Talking Dog

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the

CIA Test

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After

Real and Very Unfortunate Professional Names

Gaye Males - Real Estate Agent Rodger Bumpass

Change Up

The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row

License to Kill

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

Chucky at the Movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

The President Sucks

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

Cockporn - I Mean Popcorn

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Demon Babies

One day there was a woman who was about to have

Top 5 Lines Never Heard On The X-Files

5. "Sure we could have these people killed to

Big Family

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

Think You're Secret Agent Material?

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

Amaryllis Stupid Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? Amaryllis.

Clinton's Final State of the Union Address

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Airline A-Hole

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

True [Stupid] Crime Stories

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

Men & Women Of Chemistry

Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180

The Elderly Couple

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

Dignitaries

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

Home Game

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

The Cruise

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

California's Drivers License Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Childhood Sweethearts

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

Anthrax Scare

Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football

Wages

The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed a man owning a small farm was not paying proper wages to

World Series

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

General Conversations

Useful phrases when dealing with the general population. Try to incorporate these into your conversations

Rooster

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"

Moses at the Airport

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Things you would love to say out loud at work....

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

California Driver Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Face Lift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the

Tech Support Conversations Part Deaux

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

Airport Security

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.

Yellow Snow

President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President

Politicians Who Run Our Country

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

Customer Service

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

Lemon Drops

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

Stock Brokers Audit

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed

IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

Useful Work Phrases

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

Assassin Test

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing

Top worst domains

A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents