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The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did.Before

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

A seismologist, a meteorologist, and a fireman

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses,

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident.

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

A market researcher called at a house and his knock

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself

A man who was having heart trouble went to the

An Eskimo man awoke one day with the urge to go

There was a contruction worker who was working

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed

Mother Superior called a young novice into her

A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

Three men were on a road trip. their car broke

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

A beautiful middle aged woman finally decided to

One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

A young boy of four was going into hospital to

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense

There were three extremely poor men. They were

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married

Two construction workers were working on the 30th

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

Two old biddies were talking about their lives

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

A male whale and his mate were swimming around

In the human body, which organ is in charge? All

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

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A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

A married couple was in a terrible accident where

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight,

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

This husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther,

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for

Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch,

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby