agrees

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

An old man and a old woman met at an retirement

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

There once was this guy who was going on a date

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked

Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money

A man with an average handicap decides to play

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

A woman goes to a doctor, and says, "Doctor I want

There was a woman and her husband. They were happily

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago

A man gets on a bus with only a nun and the driver.

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors

One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says,

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

Two guys both have 9 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

There is this trucker and he is driving down the

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

A male whale and his mate were swimming around

Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old.

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything; been to several doctors

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, "I think it's time we

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

A man decides he wants to have a pig roast, so he goes out to a pig farm to buy one. He agrees on

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well