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Four Friends

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Blind Pilot

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

An airline's passenger cabin was being ...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

Blondes and Airplanes

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How

Flea Flicker

There were these two fleas in a bar. The first

Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

Linguistic Lapses

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

African Tribal Impotency Treatment

There was once a man who had problems satisfying

Oh, Those Wacky Sharks

What did one shark say to the other? Airline food

You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia

You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is

Airline A-Hole

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

Barbie Turns 40

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

Actual Instruction Labels...

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Rocket Science

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically

The Polish Passenger

A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial

Three Doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover

Baby Planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned

Half-Fare Special

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands

What Time Is It?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

Southwest

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little

Best not to Boast

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

The Marine Way

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

The Barber

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Alternate Meanings

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

Politicians Who Run Our Country

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

Customer Service

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

Label Instructions

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

40th wedding anniversary

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their

Virus Alert

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you

Maintenance Complaints

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

Birds, Bees, and Planes

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been

Automatic Aeroplane

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

Two Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

The Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had

The Blonde Flight Attendant

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon