Jokes
Four Friends
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go
Blind Pilot
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by
Blondes and Airplanes
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How
Flea Flicker
There were these two fleas in a bar. The first
Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport
10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding
Linguistic Lapses
In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers
African Tribal Impotency Treatment
There was once a man who had problems satisfying
Oh, Those Wacky Sharks
What did one shark say to the other? Airline food
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia
You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is
Airline A-Hole
During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to believe, but
Actual Instruction Labels...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically
The Polish Passenger
A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial
Three Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover
Baby Planes
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned
Half-Fare Special
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands
What Time Is It?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other
Southwest
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little
Best not to Boast
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one
The Marine Way
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks
The Barber
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Alternate Meanings
Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
Politicians Who Run Our Country
Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel
Customer Service
A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever
Label Instructions
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual
40th wedding anniversary
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their
Virus Alert
An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you
Maintenance Complaints
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual
Birds, Bees, and Planes
A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been
Automatic Aeroplane
The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.
Two Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit
The Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had
The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon