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Alien Abduction

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner

Science Fiction Porn Titles

Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar

Hollywood Lessons

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

The Intergalactic Swap

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

26 Things the Movies Taught You...

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

Bar: Alien Poker

An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to

Star Wars -vs- Star Trek

12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,

Unleaded, Please

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing

Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

Dirty Aliens

A married couple was walking down the street when

Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD

Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get

Intelligent Life?

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

Mommy, Mommy! 2

"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer

Alien Organs

Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?

TV's New Fall Season

    NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?

   As you grow older, what lost

Bumper Sticker Sayings

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Having Fun with a Telemarketer

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

Becoming Illegal

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

Letter to the IRS

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Cows

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada

The answer is C

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Aliens

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas