Jokes
Alien Abduction
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner
Science Fiction Porn Titles
Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar
Hollywood Lessons
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
The Intergalactic Swap
Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack
26 Things the Movies Taught You...
1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City
Bar: Alien Poker
An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to
Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,
Unleaded, Please
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing
Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks
What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there
Dirty Aliens
A married couple was walking down the street when
Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get
Intelligent Life?
Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on
Mommy, Mommy! 2
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer
Alien Organs
Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?
TV's New Fall Season
NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30
Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
As you grow older, what lost
Bumper Sticker Sayings
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Having Fun with a Telemarketer
Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
Letter to the IRS
Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada
The answer is C
This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,
Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas