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Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

Alligators and Women

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's

Vampires

There were these two vampires talking. One says

My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog

Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a

Drunk and Confused

This man decided that on his birthday he was going

Million Bucks

A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks

Gator Bite

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Beautiful Daughter

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his

Final Battle

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

Old Is When...

Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. You don't care

One Smart Old Man

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

New Boots

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged,

Savings

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

"Old" is when...

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one,

The Pond

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

Indian Necklace

The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth,"

Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

Sports Fishing

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

The Rich People's Party

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators,

Alligator in a Bar

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes