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A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did.Before

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city.

This guy was having a problem with mice in his

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

A man with an average handicap decides to play

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

Fred, Bob, and Mike were driving down the street

A dwarf and a normal woman met at a party. The

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on

1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll

A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

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Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto

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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica,

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. She

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.

Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.