Jokes
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from
Blonde Job Application
On an application form, what does a blonde put
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last
For Unemployed Loser Schmucks
A man went to apply for a job. After filling
Arkansas State Residency Application
ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:
Applying For Social Security
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend
Blonde Looking for a Job
A blonde was filling out an application form for
Interview Don'ts
A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major
Fast Food Job Application
This is an actual job application
Contraceptives '98
Microsoft's Latest Venture
Romantic Pink Slip
Dear __________________________,
Ethical Dilemma
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart
Tourist
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
A Christmas Greeting
I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to
Signs That Your Are An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer
Life Before The Computer
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A
Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Advice From Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind
Contraceptive98
News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating
Moral/Ethical Dilemma
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see
Application for Dating My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
New Software System
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.
Axis of Evil Wannabes
The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002
She's SOOOO blonde...
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to
Does it Matter?
A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration