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Software Upgrade

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from

Blonde Job Application

On an application form, what does a blonde put

Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0

MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last

For Unemployed Loser Schmucks

A man went to apply for a job. After filling

Arkansas State Residency Application

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:

Applying For Social Security

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application

GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

Blonde Looking for a Job

A blonde was filling out an application form for

Interview Don'ts

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Fast Food Job Application

    This is an actual job application

Contraceptives '98

Microsoft's Latest Venture    

Romantic Pink Slip

Dear __________________________,    

Ethical Dilemma

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and

Becoming Illegal

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Tourist

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling

California's Drivers License Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

A Christmas Greeting

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

Signs That Your Are An Internet Geek

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer

Life Before The Computer

Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A

Job Application

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Girlfriend 7.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

California Driver Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Advice From Tech Support

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

Social Security

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

Contraceptive98

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

Moral/Ethical Dilemma

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see

Application for Dating My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

New Software System

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

Axis of Evil Wannabes

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

She's SOOOO blonde...

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to

Does it Matter?

A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration