Jokes
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last
For Unemployed Loser Schmucks
A man went to apply for a job. After filling
Contraceptives '98
Microsoft's Latest Venture
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart
Signs That Your Are An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
Advice From Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
Contraceptive98
News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating