Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
Signs You Picked the Wrong ISP
10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length
Bubba Claus
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
Older Employees
Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are
Panhandlers
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
Dear Employee
Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced
Tan It All
A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a