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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoys sex more. The man

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said,

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

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The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. ''Honey,

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

Two kids were having the standard argument about

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! 2.

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch,

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid! 11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore." "What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks.

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!"

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he