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- How do you define optimism? - A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. - What is the diffrence

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears? He

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well

Did you get any under the tree? I think your

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted