artist

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

One day a man walks into a tatoo parlor and tells

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to

After much careful research, it has been discovered

Being a huge Elvis fan, a pretty, young woman strolled

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

Some pretty 'useful' phrases you, too, can use

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

    The curator of a Western art

13> "None for me, thanks.  That

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good.

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will