assholes

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were

What's green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick's

Why don't little girls fart? Because they

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and

What's the difference between a proctologist and

Every day two blonde women would come out of work

If assholes could fly, this place would be an

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty

Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

    An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned