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A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies

Highly Illogical

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

Hole in One

There was an American man that had an meeting in

How Santa REALLY Knows!

You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd

Hilarious Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

Handicap Golf

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man

69 Virgin

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

How To Bathe A Cat

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0

A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain

Pros/Cons of a Threesome

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

Men and Women

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

Traveling Salesman

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

Hell Freezes Over

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

Ferry Boy

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

Why Women Are Better Than Men

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan

1. You never run out of wheat 2. Those cool Saskatchewan

Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

Interview Don'ts

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Daily Affirmations

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get

The Engineer's Love Life

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

Football Fan To The Rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when

New Office Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

A History of Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

Company Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Outsource the President?

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill,

Dignitaries

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

The Rules For Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

Retired Husbands

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

Donald Rumsfeld Quotes

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was

Gentle Thoughts for Today

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

Going to War

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Alternate Meanings

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

Poker Player Strategy - All's fair in Poker

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

Stop Light!

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

Updated Employee Handbook

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should