Jokes
Afghani TV Guide
MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00
Drug Used to Seduce Men
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,
HMO in Heaven
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive
Old People Get It On
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get
Most Venomous Snake in the World
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:
Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move
Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory
Heart Advice
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On
Anaconda Attacks
This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government
Claven Theory
The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon
Some Bumper Stickers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes
New Computer Viruses
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The
Diet
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The
Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See:
18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
Virus Alert
An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you
6 Foot Cockroach
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot
Marine Biology
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving
Military Computer
Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer