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Afghani TV Guide

MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00

Drug Used to Seduce Men

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,

HMO in Heaven

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive

Old People Get It On

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get

Most Venomous Snake in the World

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:

Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells

    A herd of buffalo can only move

Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

Heart Advice

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On

Anaconda Attacks

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

Claven Theory

The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon

Some Bumper Stickers

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

New Computer Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The

Diet

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The

Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See:

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks

Virus Alert

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you

6 Foot Cockroach

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot

Marine Biology

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving

Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer