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A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had

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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered

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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

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Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up

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A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

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