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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
Drugs
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. ,The defense attorney asked,
Screwing the Justice System
Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting
Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far
Doctors vs. Lawyers
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
12 Days of Christmas
Dearest John, I went to the door today and the
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
A grade school teacher was asking students what
It's Open Lawyer Season!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
Cute Little Sayings
1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs
In a murder trial...
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining
Bubba Wants to Know
Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette
Eyes of the Beholder
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
Lawyer Hunting
Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01
April Fools
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense
Three Men in a Bar
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking
Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies
Three Things Are Inevitable...
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
Heart Transplant
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor
9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided
The Medal Of Freedom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
A Christmas Greeting
I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A
Lawyers Are Full Of Bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he
Accused
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the
Top 25 things on Martha Stewart's to-do list
25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,
Can We Sue?
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies
Lawyer and a Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his
Something to Offend Everyone, Part I
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their
Pact with the Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil
Louisiana Law
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into
Confusing Farmer
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I
Urgent Heart Transplant
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live
Legal Consultation
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher
The Parrot from a Whorehouse
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally
Billing per Hour
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather
A Difficult Case
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your