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Free Sex

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Drugs

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. ,The defense attorney asked,

Screwing the Justice System

Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to

Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

Justice Prevailed

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far

Doctors vs. Lawyers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

12 Days of Christmas

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

A grade school teacher was asking students what

It's Open Lawyer Season!

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

Cute Little Sayings

1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs

In a murder trial...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining

Bubba Wants to Know

Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette

Eyes of the Beholder

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Lawyer Hunting

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

April Fools

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

Three Men in a Bar

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking

Southern Law

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

Three Things Are Inevitable...

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Heart Transplant

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor

9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

Atheist Holiday

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

The Medal Of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

California's Drivers License Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

A Christmas Greeting

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

Lawyers Are Full Of Bull

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

California Driver Exam

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

Accused

A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the

Top 25 things on Martha Stewart's to-do list

25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha

Wackiest Warning Labels Ever

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Can We Sue?

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies

Lawyer and a Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

Something to Offend Everyone, Part I

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Pact with the Devil

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil

Louisiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

Confusing Farmer

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I

Urgent Heart Transplant

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live

Legal Consultation

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher

The Parrot from a Whorehouse

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally

Billing per Hour

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

The Godfather

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather

A Difficult Case

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your