babies

A Man is carrying two babies, one in each arm. While waiting for a trainAlong come this woman and seeing

Two men with babies bump into each other at the mall- I am very sorry about that, I didn't see you I

Q: What''s worse then finding 10 zombie babies

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was

What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

Which branch of the military do babies join? The

What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail

What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

One day there was a woman who was about to have

A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom,

In days of old, when knights were bold, And

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach

What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies? Because

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

A little Native American boy asks his chief how

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

A little girl came home from school and told her

One day, shortly after having her ninth baby, the

Why can't witches have babies. Because their

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,