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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow

One day Little Sally got her "monthly bleeding"

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning? A:

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls? A:

Why can't you hear bunnies having sex? Because

Why did the gypsy walk funny? Because he had crystal

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

1. They always wear protection 2. They

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Yo mama's so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style,

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish

Tiger Woods was traveling through rural Kentucky

When I was young, I had no sense, Stuck my dick

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws

What has three balls and comes from outer space?

One day Jesus wanted to test his disciples. So

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and

What song was Tarzan singing when he slid down

Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

There is this third grade class with this kid named

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

A lady walks into the local record store. "Do

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

Goddamn motherfuckin' son-of-a-bitch, He parked

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor.

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

Yo' mama like a pool table — put in 50 cents

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The

Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have

Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike?

How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand

What is the difference between a woman a pool

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh,

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause

Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,kissed

How can you tell the difference between a snowman

What is the definition of indefinitely When your

A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn't been

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the

A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand

Why do the smurfs luagh when they frolic through

A man sees a growth coming out from the center

Q. What do you call a dog that has balls of steel

Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

How do you give a dog a bone? Tickle its balls.

Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant

Q: Why do women choose sex over bowling? A:

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

What has six balls and rips you off daily? The

Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

Why can't gypsies have children? Because their

What do you have when you have two green balls

(Sung to the tune of ''Deck The Halls'') Deck

What do you call the sweat on your balls after

Did you get any under the tree? I think your

Did you hear about the fella with square balls?

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only

There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

    A couple go to Mexico City for

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am,

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son,

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised,

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a Veteran?" The

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time

A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,