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Bartender

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll

Irish Pub Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't

War Pigs

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in

Limey Penguin

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

Bar & Donkey

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash

Steering Wheel

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved

Pork Pie

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.

Cheese Sandwich

Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich

The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,

Eighteen Double Vodkas

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the

Pun of the Day

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why

Bad Puns...no really!

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Classic Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one

6 Double Vodkas

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,

Railroad Tracks

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the

Ryan's Bar

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The

A Panda in a Bar

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged,

The Ladies Room

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

The Tongue

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of

Seducing a Barman

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

The Drinking Nun

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

Pianist's Monkey

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar

Head of an Indian

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying