Jokes
Bartender
A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll
Irish Pub Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
War Pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in
Limey Penguin
A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich
Bar & Donkey
Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash
Steering Wheel
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved
Pork Pie
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.
Cheese Sandwich
Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,
Eighteen Double Vodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the
Pun of the Day
A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why
Bad Puns...no really!
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors
Classic Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,
Railroad Tracks
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the
Ryan's Bar
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,
World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The
A Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged,
The Ladies Room
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
The Tongue
A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of
Seducing a Barman
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman
The Drinking Nun
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about
Pianist's Monkey
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar
Head of an Indian
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying