Jokes
Four Friends
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go
More Zombie Baby Jokes
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was
Rules of the Southern Lifestyle
All good Southerners already know these, but in
The Barrel
There was a guy that was stranded on an island.
The New Recruit
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately
The Deer Hunt
Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00
Nickel-Diming Johnny
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to
A Misuse of NASA Technology
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to
Gags For The Office Drone
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically
Gunfighting Tips
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest
How To Drive In Los Angeles
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from
Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You
Best not to Boast
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Stop Light!
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman
God's Diet Plan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of
Nerd Season
trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees
Mexican Bandit
The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A