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A computer walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks over at him and says,

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Bud. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What's

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says,

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender,

Q: What did the bartender say to his customers? A:

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a

A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out

Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar? Because

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender

A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender,

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender,

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery

A sailor walked into a bar with a small head. The

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face

A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

A drunken man walks into a pub. Curious about the

A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London,

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if

A man walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender

An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to

A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is a

A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar,

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a

A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and

One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on

There was this bartender & he was working at the

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's

This guy with a really small head walks into a

There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!

There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar

Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

This man decided that on his birthday he was going

Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went

What's the difference between a proctologist and

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks

A good-looking woman walks into a bar wearing a

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk

One night a bartender was closing up his bar and

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says,

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey Donkeyboy,

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The

    An Irishman, an Englishman and

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me,

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the

A young man sits down at a bar. "What can I get

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under

A young man got a license to trap furs for the winter in Alaska. After buying supplies in a local town

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Mark and Paul stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet. SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says,

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered,

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer

There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink

One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of

A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked

A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: