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Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

1. They always wear protection 2. They

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There was this woman see, and she takes a lover

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Why did the professional baseball player cross

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on

"It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then

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What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball

What goes all the way around a baseball field but

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

Why are baseball players so cool? They always

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

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A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

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As he is quietly watching television at home, a

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

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You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because

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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't

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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

The world's most avid baseball fan, a blonde, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

After eight days of backpacking with my wife, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to see an American baseball game.

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice

A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks