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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? A:

Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

James was on the beach, and could not understand

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking

There was this man walking on the beach and he

kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? sb:

How can you always tell a blind man at a nude beach? --->It's

How do you kill a marine? Throw sand against the

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking

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A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

A man was walking down the beach when he found

What do you call a witch on a beach? A sandwitch!

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

There was an old lady and her dog who lived on

"Do you ever get horny?" said one widow to the

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar,

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing --

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach

There was a man named Benny who loved to take

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors

Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach

A wife comes in and yells, ''Honey, pack your clothes!

Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach? The

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets

One day a man is walking along the beach and sees

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A

There were three men in a bar. All three were

There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly

There was a guy walking down the street in San

1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 2 million people and

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell

What did one ocean say to the beach? Nothing

A man was walking on the beach when he happened

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when

What was the geometry student looking for at the

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a

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Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

   As you grow older, what lost

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers.

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly they spied a beautiful mermaid

A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?",

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so