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Three Worst Chinese Torture

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

Kofi Annanââ,¬â"¢s New Year's UN Resolutions

Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper

The Christmas Elf Massacre

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

Leg Talk

What did one guy's leg say to the other? “Look

How to Urn Bennys

There was a man named Benny who loved to take

George W. and Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

A Scot's Tale

One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through

50 Things to Do in a Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Babe-raham Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat

Biker Bar Interview

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She

Redneck At The Restaurant

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollars out... "Pa you need to fix the outhouse!" Pa

The Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, You need to go out and fix the

Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women

The Ladies Room

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

Biker Club

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a

Alaskan Birthday Party

Alaskan Birthday Party Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He

Shooting a Goat

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

Seducing a Barman

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

Sam Meets Leon

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his