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Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly

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Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the

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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

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There was a guy that was stranded on an island.

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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon,

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species

Two residents at a nursing home became good friends.

3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

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Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

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Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes

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A businessman was about to go on a long business

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

An old man from a far off land was once on the

    William and Mildred were married

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity. Once, while

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit

Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

A blonde was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink.

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. She

Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq, and was here only a few months when he became very ill.

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out on the water, the boy suddenly became curious

A woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on

A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always