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A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks

A teacher asks her class, ââ,¬Å"If there

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked,

This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

There was an old couple sitting at a table. The

You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa? Because

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

There was this couple who had been married for

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is somewhat surprised that she

Leo, our neighbor, came home with a birdhouse one day. My husband kidded him, asking how many birds

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally