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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)Qn: What animal falls down the

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

"If we don't change the direction we're going,

One day a man walked in on his son masturbating.

Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

Why do the French Smell? So blind people can hate

A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor,

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination.

A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into

One day there was a blind man walking down the

How can you always tell a blind man at a nude beach? --->It's

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in

Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor? A:

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for

1. People who point at their wrist while asking

A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

A little boy was in his room playing with himself,

10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9.

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie

Billy was 14 and just started jerking off. He loved

How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard.

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy

A blonde owned a small business that she was about

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting

One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

There was a man who would come home blind drunk

A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were

A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,

Are you considering having children? To determine

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

A blind man was describing his favorite sport -

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

Those who have it would be devastated if it

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished,

Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight,

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone

A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished,

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door. "Can