blonde

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing,

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more

A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut.

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have

A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: She

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a

A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter

One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle

A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son

Two blondes walked in to a bar...Thought they'd

A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone,

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television.

Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when

Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in

A blonde and a brunette are in a bar. As they order

A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang.

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A:

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin,

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and

How does a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowns

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the

Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead? To

A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He

A blonde was out on a date. Her date said you

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos. The

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She

There were two blondes at the park. One says,

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix

A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten hard

Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar? Because

A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy

One day, a blonde left work early to go home and

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

What did the blonde say after college? "Will that

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde

Three blondes died and found themselves standing

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How

There were five blondes and one brunette holding

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde,

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks

One day a blonde went into a department store.

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus

What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

Why are blonde jokes so short? So that brunettes

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine

A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in

A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how

Why cant blondes make ice cubes? Because they

Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field

There was a competition to cross the English channel

How do you know when a blondes been having a bad

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle

How do blondes' braincells die? Alone.

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked,

Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because

What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin.

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney

Knock Knock Who's there? Yo mama. Yo mama who? Yo

"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office

Yo mama's mama is such a fat, hairy, dumb, stank,

How does a blonde spell "farm?" E-I-E-I-O!!

What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A

What's the difference between a blonde and a hole

How do you get a blonde on the roof? ....tell

A blonde decides to join the military thinking

3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello.

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A:

What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they

Want to hear three blonde jokes? Listen to Hanson!

How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck? A:

Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes

What is the top prize in the Blonde Lottery? 20

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give

Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.”

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives

What's blonde and has an IQ of 160? A foursome!

Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the

How do you keep a blonde at home? Build

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner

How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an

There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's

Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings? A.

Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A:

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A

What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way

Q: What is the brunette's mating call? A: Has the

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? She

How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy

Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a

Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying,

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show the

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. "How

How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?

Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.

How does a blonde turn the light on after having

A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't

How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run

Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A:

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial

A blonde got three tattoos: one of Jeff Gordon

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't

Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?

What do blondes say after sex? ''Are you boys

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde

There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy,

How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove

Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You

Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch

How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche

Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the

What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

What's the difference between a blonde and Windows

What do you call a blonde under a dead deer? All

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her a blonde

What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''

On an application form, what does a blonde put

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her

Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because

Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot!

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A blonde was driving across several states to go

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

What happened when the blonde tried to give her

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He

A blonde and her father are walking down a street

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her

How does a blonde kill a fish? She tries to

How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws

How do you teach a blonde math? Subtract her

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive

What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A case

Once there was a blonde who really needed some

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?

Why do blondes wear woolen panties? To keep

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

Once there was a blonde driving home from work

What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers

What do blondes and screen doors have in common?

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A:

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building

What's the difference between a blonde and a corvette?

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years

What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A:

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of

A brunette is walking through the country, when

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

What do you call a group of blondes on roller

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since

What happens to you when you find out a blonde

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and

Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde

Why'd the blonde go to the mall? She had a makeup

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on

There was a competition between a team of blondes

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive?

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors? You

What's the difference between a blonde and a construction

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

Why are blonde jokes so short? So the guys telling

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that

A reverend was walking in a big city park, when

Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make

What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

A blonde owned a small business that she was about

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying

Three women were at the doctor's office for the

Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana

There was this bartender & he was working at the

How is a blonde like a postage stamp? You

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in

What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

Why don't blondes take birth control pills?

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

Q: How do you know that a blonde has been playing

What do a blonde and butter have in common? They

Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Turning off

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff.

Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If

A blonde came home from school one day and said

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A:

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's the difference between a blonde and the

How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering

What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to

What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho,

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay!!! B-L-O...?

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A:

Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz

She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a

What did the leper say to the blonde hooker?

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

Blonde definition of socialism? Partying!

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled

What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A:

After a really good party a man walks into a bar

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven

Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with

Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know

If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her

How do you press the mute button on a blonde?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a

How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and

What did the blondes right leg say to the left

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they

What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?

(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common?

How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself

Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and

Why is an upside-down blonde so funny? Because

What do you call a line of blondes? Easy Street

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house,

How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone.

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that

What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging

Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because

Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?

A man was stranded on an island for two years,

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke

What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?

What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

Q: How do you know that God's a blonde? A:

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde

What do blondes and computers have in common?

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

One day a blonde and her friend and their parents

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?

There were two blondes as roommates and they both

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair

This blonde gets pulled over by a cop, who walks

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because

What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer? She

What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher

What does XXX stand for in a porno film? It's

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi

How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a

Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She

A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski? When

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter.

What do you call a blonde at a golf course?

There were two blondes, one was on one side of

A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees

What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

What's the difference between a blonde's vagina

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

Why do blondes go to Sears? Because the boys

Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because they

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light

What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

Every day two blonde women would come out of work

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch,

A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00

At the basketball game why did the blonde say,

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer

Q: Why does the blonde Avon Lady walk funny?

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast

Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because

What does it mean when a blonde has a runny nose?

A blonde was standing outside a fast food store,

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during

Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower? A:

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde

The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!"

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates

Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes

Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet

Why did the blonde cross the road? She was tied

Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid

What does a blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because

A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip

"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?

Why are Blondes like pianos? Because when they're

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after

What did the blonde say when the airplane began

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering

How can you tell when a blonde has been baking

One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on

What was the only invention a blonde came up with

A blonde goes into a world wide message center

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph? Because

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ? A:

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if

What do a blonde and a 747 have in common? They

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig

Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

Question: What is the irritating part about a blonde's

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?:

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because

Q: What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?

Q: What's a blonde's favorite rock group? A:

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A:

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd

Q: Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?

Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances

Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A:

What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she

Q. How can you tell when a blonde has been using

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked down

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes ? A:

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine ? A: ''Daaaddy,

Q: Why do blondes have more fun ? A: They're

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra-long strings

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they

Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking

Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear

What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?

Two blondes are walking down the street when one

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

What's the difference between nerdy and blonde

Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle

Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant

Q: Why can't blondes parallel park? A: Because

One day two girls were trying out for the school

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they

What do a blonde and a barn have in common? They

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other

What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to

What do a blonde and a hockey player have in common?

How are blondes and computers similar? You never

A blonde was filling out an application form for

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a

How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw

Two blondes are walking down the road when one

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Have you heard about the blonde psychology major

A blonde walks into the library and says to the

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady

What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?

What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus

She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus,

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90%

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie

She is so blonde that she thought she needed a

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her

What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life? Third

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for

She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery

Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One.

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A:

What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A:

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She's just skating along in her lycra pants,

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color

other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

A cop pulls over a blonde because her car is weaving all over the road. When he bends down he can smell

A blonde was shopping at Walmart and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics. Said one blonde, "I was so worried that the

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. "You need to make sure this dog

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the

The world's most avid baseball fan, a blonde, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

A blonde was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink.

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give birth. The redhead turns

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried always to live right and be helpful. His brother

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitols. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me,

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that are blonde and sisters. One day, they approached

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Jason wanted to get his blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something

A blonde was standing on the river bank looking confused when she spotted another blonde across the

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard,

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today

Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. "Hear

A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were all in a race swimming breastroke accross the english

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different

A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy. A blonde woman walks into an auto

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am,

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"

"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,"

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all

Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon