blondes

Two blondes walked in to a bar...Thought they'd

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television.

Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A:

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate

There were two blondes at the park. One says,

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a

Three blondes died and found themselves standing

There were five blondes and one brunette holding

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in

Why cant blondes make ice cubes? Because they

How do you know when a blondes been having a bad

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle

How do blondes' braincells die? Alone.

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked,

Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the

Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy

Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. "How

Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?

What do blondes say after sex? ''Are you boys

What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove

Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find

Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch

What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A case

Why do blondes wear woolen panties? To keep

Once there was a blonde driving home from work

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde

What do blondes and screen doors have in common?

Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

A brunette is walking through the country, when

What do you call a group of blondes on roller

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on

There was a competition between a team of blondes

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could

Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive?

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because

Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!

There was this bartender & he was working at the

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

Why don't blondes take birth control pills?

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A

Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho,

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on

What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The

What did the blondes right leg say to the left

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common?

What do you call a line of blondes? Easy Street

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging

What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?

What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

What do blondes and computers have in common?

There were two blondes as roommates and they both

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because

What does XXX stand for in a porno film? It's

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski? When

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter.

There were two blondes, one was on one side of

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?

Why do blondes go to Sears? Because the boys

Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because they

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?

Why are Blondes like pianos? Because when they're

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ? A:

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Q: Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?

Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes ? A:

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

Q: Why do blondes have more fun ? A: They're

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra-long strings

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they

Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear

Two blondes are walking down the street when one

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

What's the difference between nerdy and blonde

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant

Q: Why can't blondes parallel park? A: Because

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

How are blondes and computers similar? You never

Two blondes are walking down the road when one

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which

Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics. Said one blonde, "I was so worried that the

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she