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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

What do a blonde and a hockey player have in common?

    A businessman boards a flight

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the

10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing