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The Tax Office Auditor

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.While

Strange Happenings

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

Teacher and Student

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

Take The Book Too

The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had

Stuffed Animals

A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night.When they arrived

Mysterious death

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Thin Books

Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations

Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance

Santa Singh

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

Ladies Laugh Last

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

Pros/Cons of a Threesome

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

Libraries Are Sexy

You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got

Paper Street

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to

Krazy Library Fun

1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by

The Three Astronauts

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

The Lord Giveth...

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said

You Might Be A Redneck...Books

You might be a redneck if you believe books are

The Special Birthday Frog

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend

Authentic Grafitti

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

The Randy Panda

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device

    BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in

Solitary Confinement Woes

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime,

Paul Revere Ain't No Bill Clinton

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

Good Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Tax Man

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While

Little Zachary

Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally

Career Choices

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Motivation

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

News Flash

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED

Tommy and Math

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,

George Carlin's Philosophy Class

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Rules for Work

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

The World's Thinnest Books

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

Where do I Come from?

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents

Kind Barber

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

A Boy & Math

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

Ice Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

There are no fish under the ice

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting