Jokes
The Tax Office Auditor
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.While
Strange Happenings
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed
Teacher and Student
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned
Take The Book Too
The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had
Stuffed Animals
A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night.When they arrived
Mysterious death
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive
Thin Books
Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations
Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance
Santa Singh
A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the
Ladies Laugh Last
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless
Pros/Cons of a Threesome
Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone
Libraries Are Sexy
You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got
Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to
Krazy Library Fun
1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by
The Three Astronauts
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts
The Lord Giveth...
When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said
You Might Be A Redneck...Books
You might be a redneck if you believe books are
The Special Birthday Frog
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend
Authentic Grafitti
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *
The Randy Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks
Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in
Solitary Confinement Woes
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime,
Paul Revere Ain't No Bill Clinton
Listen my children, and you shall hear Of
Good Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --
Tax Man
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While
Little Zachary
Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally
Career Choices
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought
Motivation
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort
News Flash
Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED
Tommy and Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
Rules for Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.
The World's Thinnest Books
World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW
Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your
Where do I Come from?
"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents
Kind Barber
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much
A Boy & Math
A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no
Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting
There are no fish under the ice
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting