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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him,

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

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