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Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

What's the difference between a bowling ball and

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have

Q: Why do women choose sex over bowling? A:

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But

Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your