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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on

Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your

A doctor is walking down the street and sees a

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses,

How do blondes' braincells die? Alone.

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

What do you call a man without a brain? Single

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

How can you tell a plane is filled with actors? When

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A

What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients

Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?

How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?

If your brains were a fart, there wouldn't be enough

How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open?

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow

Why are men born with more brains than dogs?

Guns don't kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains,

Why is there a hole in the tip of men's penises?

Did you hear about the man that was born with both

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: They

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

The worst thing in the world to be is a penis:

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon

Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower

What do you call a blond with two brain cells?

If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power

Yo' mama so dumb that if brains were dynamite she

What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?

How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Pussy Hair: Nature's dental floss Hermaphroditic

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the

How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea?

There was a successful doctor who had an office

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense

Why do men have holes in their penises? To

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The

* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's

A couple was getting ready to go out to celebrate

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

      AT&T fired President John

    BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in

In the human body, which organ is in charge? All

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Two young guys were picked up

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining

-It is always possible to park directly outside

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

    A herd of buffalo can only move

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

My wife of 14 years is convinced she has Mad Cow disease... ... After all, she had a fast food taco

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of

A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents