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During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow

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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front

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A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo

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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon who specializes

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC.

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There was a woman who had very small breasts and

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A woman went into a department store and told the

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter!

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Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered

What do you call the space between a woman's breasts

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

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A blonde was walking down the street with shower

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You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in

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One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

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One day an old man and his wife were sitting in

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's

Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke

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A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons

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A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The

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A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a

Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with

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A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

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A guy is in a hotel lobby. He bumps into a lady

Husband and wife are in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that

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There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that

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A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is

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A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How

Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were all in a race swimming breastroke accross the english

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. "Hi, is Tony

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?"

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she

an elephant and a camel meet on a road: Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on