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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front

A woman and a baby were in the doctorââ,¬â"¢s

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

There was an old couple sitting at a table. The

There was a competition to cross the English channel

The American Dairy Association was so successful

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

A woman goes to a plastic surgeon who specializes

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC.

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on

Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays:

In this world God made Eve first and one day he

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided

Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. "The

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

A woman went into a department store and told the

In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter!

What do older women have between their breasts

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with

What do you call the space between a woman's breasts

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton'

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.

One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

There was an Asian lady who married an English

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's

Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke

What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?

Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry

A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

Finally, something other than smiley faces....

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? A. He

There was a successful doctor who had an office

A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

What do electric trainsets and women's breasts

Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with

A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the

This guy is not getting along so well with his

Let's watch Lifetime! Sex is overrated. I don't

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    One day a hunter was walking

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

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Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

The AMA and NZMA has declared that the long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. "Hi, is Tony

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?"

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during

an elephant and a camel meet on a road: Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on