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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.After the wedding, he laid down the following

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

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One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup

A typical macho man married typical good-looking

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to

A young, innocent couple got married. On the first

Two brooms were going to get married, before the

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are

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    Two Italian virgins get married

    Marol spent her wedding night

The perfect man is gentle, And never cruel or mean. He

    While inspecting their honeymoon

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

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BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the