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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no

"How'd you do it?" the doctor asked as he was setting farmer Joe Brown's broken leg."Well Doc," said

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"Caller: "The cup holder

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere

Knock, knock Who's there? You ever hear the joke

James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor

You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck,

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and

What's German for 'virgin'? Goesintight.

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm

A man left his cat with his brother while he went

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the

One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a

A married couple was walking down the street when

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive

There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She

Q: What do you call a girl with a broken string

This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs

Here I sit, all broken hearted. Tried to shit,

10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After

I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up

Once there were two best friends, named Fred and

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly

    On preparing to return home

Are you considering having children? To determine

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am,

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is

Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. A lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem