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Gordon Brown, George Bush and Saparmurat Niyazov are flying to a world economic summit. Saparmurat looks

"How'd you do it?" the doctor asked as he was setting farmer Joe Brown's broken leg."Well Doc," said

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired

1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"

A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a.

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

This guy hears that there's good bear hunting up

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy

Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower? A:

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.

Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no

Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown

What's black and white, black and brown, and black

What's the difference between prison and a microwave?

One night a man walked into a bar with a brown

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the

Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?

The sky was dark The moon was high We were

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest

What kind of a car does a proctologist drive?

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

Why did the boy scout get kicked out? He was caught

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A:

What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde

Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?

The only difference between ass kissing and brown

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

What's brown and on the piano bench? Beethoven's

What's brown and in the military? Gomer's

Jimmy White walks into a bar and orders a beer,

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

What do a gay guy and an oven have in common?

A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage

There once was a toad who was a bit different than

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

What's the difference between a brown-noser and

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

What do gay guys eat for dessert? Nuts on top

What's brown and sits in the forest? Winnie's

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday

Last name: ________________ First name (check

How The French Military uniform evolved A long time ago, the British and French were at War. During

After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

Ok now, you and the lil missus is walkin home frum a good day of doin yur cumunity servis hours when

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts,

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown

There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown paper

A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends,

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys